Friday, September 30, 2011

Another day in the office, another annoying quote.


Quote for the day is:

 "clean up. don't let the mess get out of hand"


Well, it did. What now? My room is full of stuff I bought but I've not had the time to use. I even lost my blue 8GB flash drive I bought a week ago. I have no idea where I put it or if I dropped it someplace.

It's been raining so I haven't washed my bedsheet for a while. I hope it won't rain this coming weekend. I really want to get all my stuff washed and dried in the sun.

I haven't dusted the stuff under my bed. I'm sure I can plant potatoes there soon. Mashed potatoes anyone?

Wait, which one is healthier, mashed potatoes or potato chips? I prefer potato chips with lots of salt.

The light in our toilet doesn't work properly when it rain so I didn't get to clean the bathroom this week. All I can says is "Ew!"

I bought a bunch of insect killing stuff a few weeks ago and I am very satisfied with them. I find dead cockroaches on the floor once in a while with much delight. They just dropped dead. No need to chase them with slippers. I hate seeing cockroach goo.

Ants were gone too. People said that the only way to get rid of ants is to keep your place clean. Well, last time i checked, our appartment isn't clean but I don't see lines of ants anymore. just one or two roaming around aimlessly. They got lost apparently.

I have not seen a cat's poop in a while too. When you just climb 2 flights of stairs (3rd floor), you expect to breathe fresh air when you get to the top, not decaying cat poop. Why else would we get an appartment on our building's roofdeck? Noone expected to see stray cats much less cat poop on the third floor especially if none of us like cats. Or maybe we should've expected it. Stray cats do like to hangout on roofs and we kinda live on the roof.



Worse thing about it is it's been clogging the drain outside our appartment when it rained all week three weeks ago. Water dripping downstairs are contaminated. Dis-gus-ting!

I'd like to take responsibility for the absence of cat poop. Relax! I am not killing small animals for fun (yet.) I simply yelled to the cat "If you ever leave your poop here again, I'll kill you and all of your other friends. After I make you eat your poop!"


I guess cats are smarter than a 5th grader. It listened! (animal lovers use he/she when referring to animals. I am not an animal lover. I am not even a human lover.)

When we were having a cat poop situation, I literally went to the grocery store to look for cat poison. They don't make one. Just for rats and insects. Am I evil?


Good thing I know I have that power over animals. They do what I say sometimes. My grandmother's cat used to approach me and purr at my feet like it wants me to touch it. I stared at it in the eyes and said "Don't go near me ever again!" It worked! The fun part is my grandmother has a bunch of cats (some from neighbors), none of them ever go near me. They mind their own business, I mind mine. I didn't even have to kick them or something.

I really want to clean up but I can't. I get lazy sometimes. Okay! I get lazy most of the time. Fine! I get lazy all the time.

One more working day to go and I have to face my filth.


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updated
Cat pooped again... It rained again... Water contaminated again..
Found my flash drive. It was in my pants' pocket. It was thrown in the laundry but it still works!
I still have a lot to do.
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